tonyastark:

kairicoollikethedoctor:

mercuryandmoonlight:

glitchdoll:

metadreaming:

randomly-a-goldfish:

adhar-uasal:

generator

Laura has been known to become incorporeal. She also possesses the power to create adamantium out of thin air and she has the ability to become incredibly massive. Laura has learned to take control of aging and bend it to her will and she developed the talent to block bullets and deflect them toward a single attacker. Also, she can force foxes to freeze in place and she rides a marvelous horse into battle, but using this power makes her almost weightless for one hour. Laura has a reputation for an astonishing skill at knowing stuff. Lamentably, Laura is handicapped by being sickly.

Goldfish has the ability to become tiny. Also, she is able to absorb the damage from vibrations and use it to boost her strength and she has the power to take control of scorpions. Goldfish possesses the power to deflect psionic death and she wrangles with attackers wielding a radioactive gun, however doing so makes her foolish for ten minutes. She wields a magical tentacle that can force adversaries to obey her every command. Unfortunately, Goldfish has a weakness of being weak.

Meaghan possesses the power to absorb the damage from all physical attacks and use it to boost her dexterity. Also, she attacks using a wicked chainsaw, but only in shadow. Meaghan has learned to cause her enemies to become night-blind and she is known for her outstanding luck. She likewise lords over a pack of penguins, however she must speak words of power to do so. Meaghan is protected from damage by a titanium-like hide. Tragically, Meaghan is well-known for being afflicted with Tourette’s syndrome.

Elissa has been known to take control of kinetic energy and bend it to her will. Also, she combats assailants with an accurate sword that also grants a phenomenal arrangement of tools and she is able to force humans to reveal their innermost secrets, but doing so drains her combat sense for one hour. Elissa developed the talent to communicate with monkeys with gestures and she wages war using a terrifying rifle made from fire. She also has the power to deflect flame and she can become incorporeal. Elissa rides a magnificent tank into battle, however doing so makes her unable to see dinosaurs for five minutes. Unfortunately, Elissa takes harm from exposure to corbomite.

mnm has been known to change shape into a skeleton. Also, it developed the talent to block lasers and deflect them toward a single combatant, but it must speak words of power to do so. mnm wades into combat using a deadly beak made from corbomite, however this power only lasts one day at a time. It is able to sculpt and mold all rock with a thought, but can only do so once a minute. mnm is protected from damage by resilient skin, but only in shadow. It also has learned to create rubber out of thin air and it possesses the power to transform dust into cloth. Unfortunately, mnm is especially vulnerable to kevlar-based attacks.

I pick gender-neutral and they call me it. We need a pronoun for that, srsly. Also, batman would kick my ass. He’d probably stop cuz he’d feel bad and invite me to be a robin or a batgirl out of pity and I’d be like ‘no leave me here to die of shame cuz that was so bad’ and then he’d give me money somehow as Bruce Wayne cuz he’d still feel bad.

Fmax has been known to make duplicates of herself. Also, she possesses the power to communicate with spiders with gestures, but never in extreme starvation. Fmax has learned to absorb the damage from mental attacks and use it to increase her danger sense.

Amazing.

Skylar possesses the power to spin like a whirlwind. Also, she has been known to make duplicates of herself and she has the power to absorb the damage from electricity and use it to magnify her combat sense. Skylar is protected from damage by resilient skin and she has mastered the ability to absorb the damage from most physical attacks and redirect it toward a single enemy. Sadly, Skylar endures the burden of being homeless.

Haylie can copy attacks of her assailants, but doing so drains her sense of smell for two days. Additionally, she rides a magnificent truck into battle and she has a reputation for an unbelievable utility belt that always comes in handy. Haylie has the ability to slide to distant planets using an awesome police call box and she has been known to change shape into an animal. Also, she has learned to force giraffes into another plane of existence, however this power only lasts one week at a time. Haylie displays all of the powers and talents of a fox. Lamentably, Haylie is infamous for being kind of an asshole.

laurakvstheworld:

i honestly feel 100% better after watching this

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daunt:

milky-days:

okay so i know i said i was gonna write an extensive rant about the movie but i drew this instead which pretty much sums it all up

This is perfect. Lookit Cap!

Tony will poop on you.

the-vashta-nerada:

andrewbaggott:

Billy Joel - We Didn’t Start The Fire

Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray, South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio, Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, Television, North Korea South Korea, Marilyn Monroe, Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom, Brando, The King and I, The Catcher in the Rye, Eisenhower, vaccine, England’s got a new queen, Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser, Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Perón, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, Rock Around the Clock, Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn’s got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, ElvisPresley, Disneyland, Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Khrushchev, Princess Grace, Peyton Place, Trouble in the Suez

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac, Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, Bridge on the River Kwai, Lebanon, Charles de Gaulle, California, Baseball, Starkweather homicides, Children of Thalidomide, Buddy Holly, Ben-Hur, Space Monkey, Mafia, Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go, U-2, Syngman Rhee, Payola, Kennedy, Chubby Checker, Psycho, Belgians in the Congo

Hemingway, Eichmann, Stranger in a Strange Land, Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs Invasion, Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania, Ole’ Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson, Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex, JFK, blown away! What else do I have to say?

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again, Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, Punkrock, Begin, Reagan, Palestine, Terror on the airline, Ayatollah’s in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan, Wheel of Fortune, Sally Ride, Heavy metal suicide, Foreign debts, Homeless vets, AIDS, Crack, Bernie Goetz, Hypodermics on the shore, China’s under martial law, Rock-and-roller cola wars

Are you kidding me? This is perfection. 
Educate yourselves, buckos.  

WHAT A GREAT POST

water-tribe-korra:

avatarsoundtracks:

End Credits to The Legend of Korra.

Download here.

The saddest sound you hear on a Saturday morning.

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lovemelikearoaringsea:

roxannameta:

kateordie:

briawesome:

fixed it. 

Head shot

Speak it

YES

from Sherlock: The Great Game

chronaxie:

aprofessorstale:

hiddlywink:

dumtweedledee:

iron-wang:

ladynorthstar:

are they holding hands? or is it just a visual trick? well, either way it’s SO sweet.

it’s like a dad bringing his kid to school, or to the sport club training… awwwww

WHATS THAT? THAT SHAPE IN THE DISTANCE?
PUSHING THROUGH THE THICK FOG OF THE HARBOUR

A LONELY SHIP APPEARS 

➵  You don’t have to literally hold my hand Cap.

✩ Fury said I had to keep an eye on you, and you wandered off.

➵  I had to go to the bathroom! Seriously, let go.

✩ Can’t do that Hawkeye.

#’come along baby hawk’ #’but I don’t wanna - ‘ #’son - just don’t’

#’son - just don’t’

SCREAMING

(Source: ironmaan)

 #and that’s when I realized I cared more about Loki than any other character in the movie. #damn you hiddles

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